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Arizona Roller Derby announces second season
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Arizona's First Skater Owned & Operated Roller Derby League!We have a lot of new information for you this month, kids! We're ready to announce our Season Two Schedule and we're preparing now for our exciting SEASON OPENER GAME! We're also announcing our newest teams and player rosters so you can start your fantasy roller derby teams now. And to help you in that endeavor, we're totally revamping our website – actually, recreating is a better word. Our new website is scheduled to be online in September and will include team pages & player biographies with lots of photos and stats, so you can start getting to know your girls online as well as you know them in person.
TEAMS
Our fall roster includes FIVE active teams, including your favorites from last season and new teams headed up by familiar faces and girls that you'll soon know and love. Look for more new girls in training now who'll be ready to play by September, as well. Our last season champs, the BRUISERS gave up a couple of their "anchors" (so to speak) to form the new pirate team, the SURLY GURLIES, headed up by the Bruisers old co-captain, BAM BAM. The Bruisers wish their girls luck but that won't stop them from sending the Surlies back to their ship with a few extra scars! And the Surlies are already looking to take home the best "booty" of all: the Season Two Championship trophy. It's never too early to plan! We've also added a brand new team, the BAD NEWS BEATERS. The Beaters will be debuting in our season opener against the Bruisers. Look for them to really kick ass! And your old favorites, the SMASH SQUAD have narrowed down their roster to the really mean girls and are ready to show all the new chicks how it's done. Here are the current rosters:
Bruisers Bad News Beaters Smashers Surly Gurlies 22 - Ivanna S. Pankin 99 - Trish the Dish 138 - Sick Girl 77 - Bam Bam 67 - Helen Wheels 37 - Mal Vicious 64 - Kick Start XXX - Suzy Homewrecker 78 - Devil Doll 70 - Lawna Moher 4 - Jojuana Beatin 80 - Joan Threat 23 - Marylin Monroller 3 - Rayna Rage 069 - Sid Ductress 888 - Brassy Knuckles 13 - Betty ClockHer 56 - Deez Nutz 808 - Vikki Wikkid 911 - Gamzilla 49 - Calamity Pain # - Sheriff Dent 157 - Kat A. Strophic # - Dee Dee Capitator # - Ms. Tress Trouble # - Babe Ruthless 666 - Dazy Duke # - Cherry Bomb # - TN'Tia 64 - Treasure Chest The girls have also formed a fifth, all-star traveling team that includes the toughest broads from each of the active teams and a few of the most promising new chicks, as well. Your traveling team is scheduled to play their first (and THE first ever!) inter-state league competition against the TEXAS ROLLERGIRLS in early Novembe (see the calendar below for details). We've scheduled a home game and an away game, so don't miss out! Our lineup for the traveling team includes the following girls:
AZRD Traveling Team
- 22 - Ivanna S. Pankin
- 23 - Denise Lightning
- 64 - Kick Start
- 67 - Helen Wheels
- 70 - Lawna Moher
- 77 - Bam Bam
- 99 - Trish the Dish
- 138 - Sick Girl
- 666 - Dazy Duke
- 888 - Brassy Knuckles
- 911 - Gamzilla
- # - Ms. Tress Trouble
- XXX -Suzy Homewrecker
- # - Sheriff Dent
- # - Babe Ruthless
These girls are training hard because they really have their work cut out for them with the Texas gals. They are known for being big, mean and tricky and your traveling team isn't taking anything for granted. We will be geared up and ready to try to teach those veterans a thing or two!
UPCOMING GAMES
Our second season is shaping up to be a real kicker. We've added a new WEST SIDE venue to our calendar, and we'll be doing more games more often in both our locations throughout the season, and recruiting as many of those wicked West side chicks as we can!
SEPTEMBER 18th SEASON OPENER:
Bad News Beaters vs. Bruisers
Featuring: Family Secret & the Cut Throat Freak Show
SURFSIDE SKATELAND, TempeOCTOBER 9th
Smashers vs. Surly Gurlies
Featuring Oktober
SURFSIDE SKATELAND, TempeOCTOBER 22nd or 23rd - H'ween Matinee:
Bad News Beaters vs. Tucson Roller Derby
Featuring the Earps
CASTLE SPORTS CLUB, 19th Ave & Dunlop, PhoenixNOVEMBER 6th or 13th - FIRST INTER-STATE BOUT:
AZRD vs. TXRD
Featuring Electric Shock
SURFSIDE SKATELAND, TempeNOVEMBER 21st - "away" game
AZRD vs. TXRD
PLAYLAND ROLLER RINK, Austin,TXDECEMBER BREAK
JANUARY 8th: Bruisers vs. Surly Gurlies
JANUARY 14th: "away" game, Details TBA
FEBRUARY 12th: St. Valentine's Massacre: Surly Gurlies vs Smashers
MARCH 12th: Smashers vs. Bad News Beaters
MARCH 27th: Matinee - Bruisers vs. Tucson Roller Derby
APRIL 9th: Championship Pre-Qualifier - Surly Gurlies vs. Bad News Beaters
MAY 14th: Championship Pre-Qualifier - Smashers vs. Bruisers
JUNE 11th: CHAMPIONSHIP GAME - April winner vs. May winnerStay tuned to the AZ Roller Derby Website for more information including ticket sales, season tickets and details for each game.
JOIN US
We're always looking for a few good skaters! Our only requirements are that you must be over 18 and you must have health insurance. We invite anyone from any skill level to come practice with us. We'll teach you how to skate and when you're ready, we still have a few open spots and plans for several more new teams. If you're interested in joining Arizona Roller Derby, please email join@azrollerderby.com, or just show up! We practice several nights a week. Interested girls are invited to watch or participate:
Monday night
Thursday Night
Sunday Afternoon
8pm - 10pm
9pm - 11pm
4:30pm - 6:30pm
Surfside Skateland
Surfside Skateland
Castle Sports Club
1625 E Weber Dr, Tempe
1625 E Weber Dr, Tempe
11420 North 19th Ave, Phx
Weber & McClintock
Weber & McClintock
19th Ave & Dunlop
(480) 968-9600
(480) 968-9600
(602) 331-2582
*rental skates available
*rental skates available
*rentals NOT available
Check out the website for more info, including rules, waiver and a helpful FAQ. Please bring your insurance card if you plan to skate.
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