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Chris's chicken parmigiana is legendary here for its narcotic effect: eat it, fall asleep, simple as that. It thus perhaps means more than it seems that Hell's Highway kept me awake, post-parmigiana. Sure, it's cheap (cost about $5K, shot on video); sure, it's dumb - but to counter that chicken, a film must have something going for it. The setup is simple and effective: a carload of college teens, two male, two female, meet evil hitch-hiker Lucinda (Dollar). No matter what they do, she takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin', whether it's wielding a firearm, chainsaw, or generally bad-ass attitude. The gore is copiously energetic, if unconvincing; the main strength here is enthusiasm and self-awareness. For example, when debating whether to pick up Lucinda, one girl says that's how horror movies start, but is over-ruled by a guy who points out it's how porno movies start too - and lo, we get an amusing cameo by Ron Jeremy. Also check out the Chainsaw and Sergio Leone homages, though the latter is undermined by the producer not allowing a Morricone-esque score. Could do without the Blair Witch camcorder stuff, however. Phoebe Dollar makes a fine impression as the unstoppable Lucinda, despite a final 'explanation' that should have been left on the beer-mat whence it came. The first scene after she gets in the car has a genuinely nasty edge - she fingers one of the girls at gunpoint - and it's a shame this isn't maintained. The rest of the cast is okay: these characters could get very annoying, yet only become moderately so. I correctly guessed their order of demise inside ten minutes, and was disappointed by their general longevity. But go in expecting as little as we did, and you'll be pleasantly surprised. |
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